Fucking Ramblers.............

I fucking hate Ramblers. In fact, id as soon as smack one in the mush than talk to one. Why? because they are all Nazi's. Bona fide, goose-stepping, grade A Nazi's.

Let me explain a little further about them.

They all seem to be

• Middle Class
• Suburbanites
• Retired

Yup, they dont sound dangerous but they are. They dont like anything in the countryside except for them. They consider it to be their little playground. Horse riders, mountain bikers, 4x4'ers, trail bikers. All on the shit list. And all due to supposed "erosion" caused by them. Well, lets disel a few myths. There is more erosion caused by walkers than 4x4's. My own eyes have seen that. Ever walked up Snowdon, walked up Catbells along to High Spy or walked across Kinder Scout? I have. They are ALL eroded to fuck by feet. By walkers, By RAMBLERS. Yet these fucking nazi's have the gall to try and say that erosion on the 6000 miles of Welsh and English BOATS/RUPPS etc, is WORSE than ALL the erosion on the 120,000 Miles of footpaths in England and Wales.

Fuck these Nazi's. I say we burn them at the stake - with fires fueled by their own copies of "collostomy bag monthly", "country living" and "Saga Magazine"

Fuck it. Im off to buy the biggest, nastiest, loudest 4x4 i can. Then i'm going to park it in the middle of the Ridgeway.