Its time for my "approaching-the-end-of-the-year rant"
Pissed off? hell yes - as usual, and im updating this blog with a list of my biggest annoyances.
1: My Boss - total wanker who has been promoted to the upper limit of his incompetence.
2: Christmas - If i fucking hear one more rendition of "I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday", im gonna hunt Noddy Holder down and execute him. Slowly. With a spoon.
3: Airsoft forums. Yup, you can tell its Kiddies holliday time. Why? Cos the fucktards are out to play.
4: Green party. Bunch of carrot crunching sandal wearing knit-your-own-trousers fucktards. Dont fucking preach to me about 4x4's - when the public transport you take is more fucking poluting by far.
5: Ken Livingston. C'mon? whats the point of this arsehole. Someone seal him in an oil barrel and drop him in the Thames Estuary please.
6: Hazel Blears. The woman who made disinformation a career choice. Id suggest the same end for her as i did for Mr Livingstone.
7: Car Servicing. Yes, i want my car serviced. No, i dont want it to cost as much as the debt of a small african republic.
8: The French. Why? well, when it says "French" in the dictionary it should be saying "see underhand greedy, backstabbing, cowardly bastards"
9: BMW drivers. Learn what indicators and wing mirrors are for.
10: Merc drivers. See BMW drivers and add 25 years to their age
11: Tacky christmas lights. Dear god! WHY!!!!!! they are the absolute last word in tacky, cheesy shit. Everyone who has "merry christmas" lit up in 2 foot tall letters on the front of their house should be executed immediately
12: Customer service in the UK. Order airsoft kit from HK and the UK at the same time. Both items in stock. Guess which turned up first? yup, the stuff from HK. Now THATS what I call a fucking joke.
thats it.......for the moment.
Happy fucking Christmas.
1: My Boss - total wanker who has been promoted to the upper limit of his incompetence.
2: Christmas - If i fucking hear one more rendition of "I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday", im gonna hunt Noddy Holder down and execute him. Slowly. With a spoon.
3: Airsoft forums. Yup, you can tell its Kiddies holliday time. Why? Cos the fucktards are out to play.
4: Green party. Bunch of carrot crunching sandal wearing knit-your-own-trousers fucktards. Dont fucking preach to me about 4x4's - when the public transport you take is more fucking poluting by far.
5: Ken Livingston. C'mon? whats the point of this arsehole. Someone seal him in an oil barrel and drop him in the Thames Estuary please.
6: Hazel Blears. The woman who made disinformation a career choice. Id suggest the same end for her as i did for Mr Livingstone.
7: Car Servicing. Yes, i want my car serviced. No, i dont want it to cost as much as the debt of a small african republic.
8: The French. Why? well, when it says "French" in the dictionary it should be saying "see underhand greedy, backstabbing, cowardly bastards"
9: BMW drivers. Learn what indicators and wing mirrors are for.
10: Merc drivers. See BMW drivers and add 25 years to their age
11: Tacky christmas lights. Dear god! WHY!!!!!! they are the absolute last word in tacky, cheesy shit. Everyone who has "merry christmas" lit up in 2 foot tall letters on the front of their house should be executed immediately
12: Customer service in the UK. Order airsoft kit from HK and the UK at the same time. Both items in stock. Guess which turned up first? yup, the stuff from HK. Now THATS what I call a fucking joke.
thats it.......for the moment.
Happy fucking Christmas.
posted by VforVendetta at 5:01 PM
1 Comments:
kermit, have you also notices its the BMW and merc drivers that just sit in the middle lane, for no fucking reason known to man?
anyway.... too fucking true about the rant about christmas....
it wouldnt be so bad, if they didnt start playing them in october.... i mean for fucks sake its nearly 3 months away.
anyway, mini rant over.... catch you around
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