Health and fucking Safety signs...

Oh yes, ANOTHER of my pet hates, "Health and Safety" Signage.

Why the fuck do we have this? simple. It's to stop stupid people from hurting of killing themselves, but do we actually want it? Nope. Why? Because stupid people are bringing us down as a society. "CAUTION - moving parts!" yes, we've all seen that one, normally on the side of large bits of machinery that are OBVIOUSLY dangerous, so why do we need to be told it in full-on yellow signage?. Just so little Johnny Two-Brain-Cells can survive. The thing is though, i dont want little Johnny Two-Brain-Cells to survive. I dont want him to breed and produce more thicko's and therefore prolong the agony of his stupidity for another generation of normal people! Here we go, a theory for you - I call it the "Darwins theory of evolution Vs The Laws of Society".

C'mon, just follow me on this one.......

Darwin works on the fact that its survival of the fittest - not neccessarily fitest as in regards to physique, but fit for their surroundings. The Laws of Society mean we cant kill stupid people (or allow them to be killed by their own stupid actions) therefore, we as a species do not evolve, because we haven't let nature run its own course, and therefore their "stupidity gene" is still in the pool - Because me warned them! - which brings me nicely back to the Health and Safety thing!

To sum up....

"Warning, traffic approaching from Right sign" + Little Johnny surviving = more stupid people in the gene pool.
However - common sense (look right you dumb fuck!) + little johnny = none of the little shits genes in the pool.

There we go. Get rid of H&S signage and half the problems of the UK are gonna be solved in weeks...