Pigs. Not of the Porcine kind...

I hate the Police. I used to respect them, now I don't - and it's easy to work out why. I'll illustrate by giving an example or two:

1. Your car has been stolen. You phone the Filth up, they do fuck all except give you a crime number. "Serving the public"? BULLSHIT.
2. You're nicked by some nipple-hatted c*nt for doing 80 at 2 oclock in the morning on the lit section of the M4. He gives you the "morally superior" lecture, books you, then fucks off with a smug grin on his face. What has he acheived? NOTHING except pissing another member of the public off.
3. Sick leave? Fucking skiving shites. I know people in far more dengerous occupations that the Plod. (contractor in Iraq, North Sea Oil Rig worker for two examples - statistically a LOT more dangerous) and there rates of sick leave are FAR lower than the Filths, oh yes, just remember that its you and me paying for their skive leave out of our taxes. (how many "long term sick leave copper is found to be teaching sky diving students" stories have we seen in the papers?)
4. Making the law up as they go along. "Interpretation" is the name of the game here. The coppers are there to enforce the law, they dont fucking make the law (though politicians are just as much as a bunch of arseholes as the plod)
5. Burgulars? oh yes, dont bother doing anything to catch them fuckers. FAR easier to hide behind a hedge with a speed camera.

Does the state serve the people, of the people serve the state. I know which way it should be, but im pretty sure which way we're heading................

Fucking Ramblers.............

I fucking hate Ramblers. In fact, id as soon as smack one in the mush than talk to one. Why? because they are all Nazi's. Bona fide, goose-stepping, grade A Nazi's.

Let me explain a little further about them.

They all seem to be

• Middle Class
• Suburbanites
• Retired

Yup, they dont sound dangerous but they are. They dont like anything in the countryside except for them. They consider it to be their little playground. Horse riders, mountain bikers, 4x4'ers, trail bikers. All on the shit list. And all due to supposed "erosion" caused by them. Well, lets disel a few myths. There is more erosion caused by walkers than 4x4's. My own eyes have seen that. Ever walked up Snowdon, walked up Catbells along to High Spy or walked across Kinder Scout? I have. They are ALL eroded to fuck by feet. By walkers, By RAMBLERS. Yet these fucking nazi's have the gall to try and say that erosion on the 6000 miles of Welsh and English BOATS/RUPPS etc, is WORSE than ALL the erosion on the 120,000 Miles of footpaths in England and Wales.

Fuck these Nazi's. I say we burn them at the stake - with fires fueled by their own copies of "collostomy bag monthly", "country living" and "Saga Magazine"

Fuck it. Im off to buy the biggest, nastiest, loudest 4x4 i can. Then i'm going to park it in the middle of the Ridgeway.