Monday, November 22, 2010

"there are no jobs out there"

Oh, really?

Bullshit. If it truly was the case, why the fuck do we have hundreds of thousands of economic migrants in the UK?

1: Why the fuck was I served coffee by a Polish lass in Costa today?
2: Why the fuck was the pizza that I ordered last Monday delivered to me by a Latvian?
3: Why is every bloody traffic warden in London Nigerian?
4: When I was last being stitched up after an Accident in Royal Berks in Reading, the Triage Nurse was South African, the Doctor was Indian and the Nurse was Australian. Fucking hell!

There are plenty of jobs out there that could be filled by people from this country - but here's the problem, there's an awful lot of thick and/or lazy people in this country. Or, possibly another problem. They think it's "below them" to work in a coffee shop. Well, fuck you. I've done some shitty jobs when I was a lot younger. I didn't like them, but I stuck with them until I found something better.

So, here's an idea. Those workshy arseholes who think that the dole is a lifestyle choice (definitely NOT the same people who are on the dole whilst genuinely trying to find a job) should - if they fail to get off their arses and find a job of their own accord - be *given* a job. It doesnt matter what. They should be forced to take it. The other alternative? No dole and they fucking starve. And if they bin that job on purpose, still no dole.

Your's sincerely,

A fucked off Tax Payer.

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

I'm BACK!!!!!

Right, thats it. If Jesus H Christ could resurrect himself (religion, remember to file it under "F for Fiction") then I can fucking well resurrect this blog.

It's been over 4 years since my last post, and fuck me, have times changed. I took redundancy (best thing I ever did)and went back to college (hello, 90% female population at college - game on!)

But does that mean i've calmed down? Does. It. Bollocks. In fact, i'm angrier than fucking ever, so it's time to summon up all the bile and go for it by starting off on a subject thats always on the top of my hate list. Fucking Socialists and Leftie wankers

I hate 'em. Seriously. You will never find such a bunch of sanctamonious cunts as Socialists (i'm talking the Western European champagne socialists here)and Left Wing tools. Forever spending other peoples money, going on about "the poor", doing this country down and generally making complete fucking idiots of themselves. OK, point by point:

Equality? FUCK OFF. I got where I did by working my arse off - and I fucking hate it when some fucking SWP placard bearing beardy unwashed "right on" Uni lecturer says that others should have what I do without working for it.

"Pay gap". FUCK OFF. When you cunts start comparing like for like jobs, the i'll start listening to you. When you wankers keep on comparing Dinner Ladies to Binmen, then you only make yourselves look stupid. DIFFERENT JOBS PAY DIFFERENT AMOUNTS.

"Housing Benefit". FUCK OFF. Why the fuck should a family of 14 asylum seekers be given a huge amount of cash to live in parts of the country that i'll never be able to afford. Ship 'em off to the fucking arse end of the universe. Or Aldershot (perhaps thats too strong. I'd take downtown Basrah or anywhere in Sangin over Aldershot)

EMA. FUCK OFF. Kids didnt need it for fuck knows how many years, they dont need it now. Stop mummy (not daddy, he fucked off years ago) from wasting her dole money on fags, cider and Sky TV and make her pay out for her offspring. Job jobbed.

Well, thats my splenn vented a bit.