"there are no jobs out there"

Oh, really?

Bullshit. If it truly was the case, why the fuck do we have hundreds of thousands of economic migrants in the UK?

1: Why the fuck was I served coffee by a Polish lass in Costa today?
2: Why the fuck was the pizza that I ordered last Monday delivered to me by a Latvian?
3: Why is every bloody traffic warden in London Nigerian?
4: When I was last being stitched up after an Accident in Royal Berks in Reading, the Triage Nurse was South African, the Doctor was Indian and the Nurse was Australian. Fucking hell!

There are plenty of jobs out there that could be filled by people from this country - but here's the problem, there's an awful lot of thick and/or lazy people in this country. Or, possibly another problem. They think it's "below them" to work in a coffee shop. Well, fuck you. I've done some shitty jobs when I was a lot younger. I didn't like them, but I stuck with them until I found something better.

So, here's an idea. Those workshy arseholes who think that the dole is a lifestyle choice (definitely NOT the same people who are on the dole whilst genuinely trying to find a job) should - if they fail to get off their arses and find a job of their own accord - be *given* a job. It doesnt matter what. They should be forced to take it. The other alternative? No dole and they fucking starve. And if they bin that job on purpose, still no dole.

Your's sincerely,

A fucked off Tax Payer.

I'm BACK!!!!!

Right, thats it. If Jesus H Christ could resurrect himself (religion, remember to file it under "F for Fiction") then I can fucking well resurrect this blog.

It's been over 4 years since my last post, and fuck me, have times changed. I took redundancy (best thing I ever did)and went back to college (hello, 90% female population at college - game on!)

But does that mean i've calmed down? Does. It. Bollocks. In fact, i'm angrier than fucking ever, so it's time to summon up all the bile and go for it by starting off on a subject thats always on the top of my hate list. Fucking Socialists and Leftie wankers

I hate 'em. Seriously. You will never find such a bunch of sanctamonious cunts as Socialists (i'm talking the Western European champagne socialists here)and Left Wing tools. Forever spending other peoples money, going on about "the poor", doing this country down and generally making complete fucking idiots of themselves. OK, point by point:

Equality? FUCK OFF. I got where I did by working my arse off - and I fucking hate it when some fucking SWP placard bearing beardy unwashed "right on" Uni lecturer says that others should have what I do without working for it.

"Pay gap". FUCK OFF. When you cunts start comparing like for like jobs, the i'll start listening to you. When you wankers keep on comparing Dinner Ladies to Binmen, then you only make yourselves look stupid. DIFFERENT JOBS PAY DIFFERENT AMOUNTS.

"Housing Benefit". FUCK OFF. Why the fuck should a family of 14 asylum seekers be given a huge amount of cash to live in parts of the country that i'll never be able to afford. Ship 'em off to the fucking arse end of the universe. Or Aldershot (perhaps thats too strong. I'd take downtown Basrah or anywhere in Sangin over Aldershot)

EMA. FUCK OFF. Kids didnt need it for fuck knows how many years, they dont need it now. Stop mummy (not daddy, he fucked off years ago) from wasting her dole money on fags, cider and Sky TV and make her pay out for her offspring. Job jobbed.

Well, thats my splenn vented a bit.

Well, its about time for an update. My spleen needs venting again. Big time. It's gonna be a loooooong post folks, so grab yourself a coffee. You'll need it by the end. Right. Where to start?

Lets start with Terrorism.

OK, I have a new PET hate. (Believe me. This pet hate list is getting fucking HUGE). I am SICK and FUCKING tired of "moderate muslims" talking crap. (and this aint about race, read on). Who else is sick to fucking death of all this "Islam is about peace" crap?. Good, not just me then. Lets take Sharia law for example. Theft?, cut off a hand. Where's the "peace" in that?. Adultery, Stoning to death. Yup, any "peace" there? is there bollocks! Oh, then it gets better. Some bearded Muslim elder will give it some shit on the TV about how Britain is "intollerant" to muslims. Oh yeah! now THATS what you call hypocrasy. It's a fuck sight less "intolerant" to muslims than muslim countries are towards other religions. Shit, smuggling bibles into Saudi is a major no-no. They catch you and you're FUCKED. Proper fucked. If muslims were treated like that here, THEN they could bleat on about intolerance. The Plod and every fucking social worker, politician and do-gooder bends over backwards to be nice to them. About fucking time that stopped if you ask me.

For any muslim reading this, answer me one question. If islam is about peace, can you explain to me why most of the worlds suicide bombers have been muslim? Oh yeah, A good point, dont ya think?. Can you explain to me why it was Muslims that flew planes into the WTC towers? We aint seen Christians, Rastafarians, Sikhs, Budhists or Hindu's do it have we?

Next up, its the good 'ole NHS

My Nan is in Hospital. Poor old gal, broke her other hip. But my rant aint about the service she's received on the NHS, its about profiteering.

Go to a hospital. Its all about making money off sick people, and those who visit them. Want examples? here we go:

1. You pay through the fucking nose to park there. £1.20 an HOUR to visit sick relatives For Fucks Sake!
2. The shops they have on site (franchises) charge through the fucking nose. Want to buy a drink for you're old Nan, you may as well take out a second mortgage for what they're charging!
3. The TV/phone systems that hang above the beds. yep, charge ya by the minute.
4. Cafeteria's for visitors. £1 for a SHIT tiny cup of SHIT coffee.

It's all about making money. Now thats what I call sick.

Performance management systems

Oh, this is a favourite of mine. Had my "PDA" today. Dont think the boss was expecting what he fucking got. Now, the general idea is that you sit down and agree what you're going to work towards this business year. Am I bollocks. We ALL got fucked with a CRAP pay rise this year. As in less than the increase in cost of living. Not exactly a way to inspire people to work harder is it?. So I sit there and tell my Boss that i am not doing a SINGLE FUCKING THING MORE THAN I CURRENTLY DO unless he will GUARANTEE me a decent play rise. Id say thats fair aint it? He was bit fucking shocked. But thats tough shit. He wants more stuff done, then I want a cast iron guaran-fucking-tee that i'll get money for it. You don't pay, then ya don't get.

The French

Bunch of two faced collaborators who smell real fucking bad because they're all soap dodgers. 'nuff said.

Customers with no bollocks

Another good one this. I occasionally have to deal with a right wanker at a certain MoD organisation in Dorset (i'll say no more on this). A total utter moron who has been promoted to the limit of his incompetence. He sends us stuff to test. We fail it 'cos its crap. Does he have the bollocks to can the lot of it and start afresh? No. his mantra is "resample, resample, resample". Christ, some of this stuff is UTTER shit. And the bad thing, the REAL bad thing. Service personel are having their lives put at risk beause of this wanker. Why? cos he thinks he can save a few quid. If people die because of this cunt, im making fucking sure that people know that he's the fucker to blame.

Spleen vented, I'm outta here....

Barefaced lies...

Right, I've got a new pet hate this week. People that Bullshit you, even when they know that you know they're bullshitting!

C'mon. I'm not stupid person. Slightly sociopathic maybe, but stupid? - definately not.

So what am I on about then?. Yup, it's people I have to work with. I'm sick and fucking tired of the BS. If I ask a straight question, I expect a straight answer. No "beating around the bush", no "grey areas". I want the gospel fucking truth. And here's where it gets fun. This particular arsehole (yes, there are many, but this one is truly special) Thinks he's a bright little spark. Yeah, as fucking bright as a 40W bulb in a world of footie stadium floodlights. I can smell the BS a mile off - but he thinks that everyone buys it! (nothing like a little self delusion is there!) He'll go on for hours and hours about this that and the other, thinking people are buying it. Are they hell. All he's doing is making himself look like a total cock (hell, if making yourself look like a cock were an Olympic event, he'd be guaranteed a Gold medal) How the hell he thinks that people buy his BS i really dont know. Fuck, he'd keep a psychologist going for yeeeeeeeeears on the shit he spouts.

So, if your reading this (and you will be, i'll tip you off someway or another), then follow my simple advice you donkey fiddling cock chewing shit stuffing fucktard.

WHEN ASKED A SIMPLE QUESTION, THEN ANSWER TRUTHFULLY!

Here endeth the lesson...

"Good reason"

Politicans. Couldnt tell the truth if their lives depended on it. Take Hazel Blears for example. I quote from a recent letter to the ABA:

"I have to say I am not persuaded that the tactical and other skills you referred to cannot be developed using imitation firearms that are distinguishable from the real thing."

So Blears. Did you listen to a word said to you? I think not. You're mind was already made up that you needed a "sacrifically lamb" to keep the Anti's happy. And we - Airsofters - are it. Well, I've got news for you Blears. it's not going to work. Why? well, the criminal element will still be able to get hold of 6 ft/lb BB guns that look like real-deal firearms. De-acs will still be available (and yes, some have been converted to fire real ammunition and then used to carry out some quite heinous crimes). Its pure "headline grabbing" crap for the red-top press. Will it actually make a dent in the crime stats. No. In fact, id actually place a bet that within 12 months or the VCR bill being enacted, the stats will be higher than ever. So what will you do then? Oh yes, time to look for another scapegoat. What will you do once you've banned anything that looks like a firearm be it real, replica, made of chesse of whatever?. Will you admit that EVERYTHING you have done has been to no avail? will you hell. You'll have kissed enough rectums by then to be sitting in the House of Lords.

So what should you be doing then?

1: Licence retailers of De-acs, Airsoft and anything that looks like a gun.
2: STRICTLY enforce age limits for purchase of such items.
3: Make parents legally liable for anything their offspring do with a "replica/de-acc/whatever"
4: Bring in severe penalties for misuse of such items - and make damn sure the judiciary hand down heavy sentences for such behaviour.

It's about time you realised that it is the person who commits the crime, not the tool. A gun is an inanimate object until picked up and misused - no matter whether its real or not. But that would be too hard to deal with. It would take time. It would take money. It would take plod away from sitting behind speed cameras making a juicy little profit.

Blears, you are the epitomy of what politics has dropped to nowadays. Knee jerk reactions, nepotism (im pretty damn sure that Bob Marshall-Andrews stuck his oar in on replicas), an inability to agree with the results of your own enquiries, consulation documents and other such research. And politicians wonder why they are hated by so much of the population?

"New Labour. New incompetence"

*NB. Regular readers. You may be wondering whats happened to my usual level of erm.........."language". Simple answer is this. When im really pissed off i stop swearing. Right before the moment I lose my temper...

Oi Gordon! - its my fucking money. NOT yours.

If i were ever to write a letter to Gordon Brown, this is how it would go:

"Dear Gordon,

Thank you for your recent budget. As a white, middle class taxpayer (all those things you seem to hate), thank you for bending me over and fucking me financially again. Yes, i do love paying out for slackers, students, an incredibly inefficient NHS, Crappy roads, Childrens Trust Funds, MP's pensions, Tax credits for those too lazy to get proper job, "incapacity benefit" (should be called skiving bastard benefit in a lot of cases), Single parents, the fucking EU, the fucking Overseas Development Agency, the Health and Safety Executive, and all those other bloated and disorganised public bodies and benefits. There is one thing i'd like to point out though, as you seem to have forgotten. It's MY money. Not YOURS. Why the fuck should I have to pay out for such a lamentable level of service from a government which if it were a private company would be up in court finding itself answering to charges of theft and fraud with regard to a multitude of "goverment promises" that have either failed to appear or just failed when they have appeared. So i finish this letter quite simply.

It's OUR money, WE know how to spend it better than you do. Why the fuck should I as a taxpayer pay for you to "distribute" MY money to some arse-end-of-the-universe Labour heartland just to buy votes.

Yours Sincerley,

Kermit"

Its time for my "approaching-the-end-of-the-year rant"

Pissed off? hell yes - as usual, and im updating this blog with a list of my biggest annoyances.

1: My Boss - total wanker who has been promoted to the upper limit of his incompetence.
2: Christmas - If i fucking hear one more rendition of "I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday", im gonna hunt Noddy Holder down and execute him. Slowly. With a spoon.
3: Airsoft forums. Yup, you can tell its Kiddies holliday time. Why? Cos the fucktards are out to play.
4: Green party. Bunch of carrot crunching sandal wearing knit-your-own-trousers fucktards. Dont fucking preach to me about 4x4's - when the public transport you take is more fucking poluting by far.
5: Ken Livingston. C'mon? whats the point of this arsehole. Someone seal him in an oil barrel and drop him in the Thames Estuary please.
6: Hazel Blears. The woman who made disinformation a career choice. Id suggest the same end for her as i did for Mr Livingstone.
7: Car Servicing. Yes, i want my car serviced. No, i dont want it to cost as much as the debt of a small african republic.
8: The French. Why? well, when it says "French" in the dictionary it should be saying "see underhand greedy, backstabbing, cowardly bastards"
9: BMW drivers. Learn what indicators and wing mirrors are for.
10: Merc drivers. See BMW drivers and add 25 years to their age
11: Tacky christmas lights. Dear god! WHY!!!!!! they are the absolute last word in tacky, cheesy shit. Everyone who has "merry christmas" lit up in 2 foot tall letters on the front of their house should be executed immediately
12: Customer service in the UK. Order airsoft kit from HK and the UK at the same time. Both items in stock. Guess which turned up first? yup, the stuff from HK. Now THATS what I call a fucking joke.


thats it.......for the moment.

Happy fucking Christmas.